The Universe Speaketh...

Universe: Seriously? You need to quit. NOW.

Me: But what about my replacement? I haven't told her enough about the job...

Universe: She'll be fine. You need to quit.

Me: But what about the volunteers?

Universe: ...sigh... They'll be fine. They'll help train the new person just like they trained you.

Me: But what about...?

Universe: GET ON WITH IT! (to be spoken a la Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Me: ...sigh...