I need a break from the internets...

Because if I see one more effing headline about J0n & K@te I am going to throw my laptop and myself off the roof of my house. Okay, maybe just the laptop. See, the roof isn't that high up and I'd probably just break an arm or a leg and that would be unfortunate. But, seriously, I can't take it anymore. Even my beloved Salon has featured stupid headlines about these people. So, if you don't see me on the internets you'll know it's because I boxed up my laptop and buried it in a closet. Someone please call me when it's over and it's safe to surf once more.