You know what's funny...?

Being asked to address "sexual activity of the pregnant woman and her partner" (male in this case) on an exam and having to list sexual activities on the test. Yes, that's right, I had to write down sex positions on an exam. How many people can say they've done that?

The other funny thing is that our maternity book provides little pink and blue figurines in sex positions to provide a visualization of the position. Hi-larious. Even better than that is in our geriatrics book there are color illustrations of the elderly getting it on (this is in the coping with the aftereffects of cardiac events chapter). It's like it's straight out of the J0y of Sex. Full on nudity, I tell you. They're really funny, too, b/c the man always has his hand on the woman's breast no matter what position they are in and both their eyes are always closed; they look like they're asleep. Older people have active sex lives, as do pregnant women and their partners, but it's just so amusing to have it laid out there so explicitly in a text book. It's like the kama sutra issue from C0sm0 but for pregnant women.