Good day to everyone! You guys crack me up! Your blogs are hysterical:> By the way, I can't find Scott's blog. Need help. Also need heat b/c my hands are so cold that I keep making typos. So Gwen, this whole "Queer as Folk" thing is getting out of hand. You know, Matthew watches it sometimes which just kills me. He also watches "Trading Spaces" but whatever. Instead of carrying around his book of poetry and hoping that someone will ask to read it, he watches "girlie" shows to demonstrate his "sensitive" side. Whatever. Yes, so Gwen, what are you doing renting old episodes?!? It's not that good. It is gay soft porn. But the guys are totally hot! Really! Just don't take my HBO away and make me miss "6 Feet Under," a show that is without a doubt superior to all others. That Brenda was so bad last week. Do you think there is sexual tension b/w Claire and her guidance counselor, Gary? If Mr. Bair looked like Gary I would have been in his office every week! Hee hee hee.
Alissa, today I was too busy to be bored so no one drew my blood to run a cholesterol test. I did however have to reschedule a vasectomy appt b/c the guy wanted to be able to have sex on his birthday. He wanted " to have a great performance, not a mediocre performance." WHATEVER, MR. I-Don't-Want-to-Be-Out-of-Commission! At least he wasn't telling me he wanted to be neutered like one of the last patients we saw. He kept telling me he was ready to be neutered. Eventually I just asked him if he really wanted us to cut of his testicles b/c that's what being neutered is. Duh. Sometimes the male patients are worse than the female patients. La la la, only 7 more weeks of misery. Wheeeee! Can't wait to move back to Lanky:> Gwen, come live in Lanky with me. Be my "sugar mama" and support me while I find a new job. Har har. Well, must whiz (I've been ready B.J. again--v.g.). Byeee!